apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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