Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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