I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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