we have pet lesbian snakes
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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