My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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