bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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