I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
