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I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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