Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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