Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I pour the whiskey from now on
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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