you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i love accidental penises.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
God I need to hump something, right now.
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