another moral hangover. fuck.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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