Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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