So drunk its hurt
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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