How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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