I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
