with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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