im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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