evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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