Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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