butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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