apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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