your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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