So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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