My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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