is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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