Nicole vs. Life
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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