Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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