The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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