I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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