Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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