Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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