And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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