PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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