At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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