Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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