i permit you to call me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Cover your peen. We're going out.
its liver damage thursday
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