Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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