I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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