At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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