1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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