Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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