i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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