I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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