can u get pink eye on your cock?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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