Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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