And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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