she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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