11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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