is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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