I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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